"Join the internationally renowned d.j. Michael Mayer and The New Yorker's Sasha Frere-Jones for a night of minimal techno and house music."

Boggled. I am fucking boggled. Cannot describe how much I want to go to this: the chance to see a venerable brand overextend itself while listening to fantastic music.

And: microhouse is so New Yorker, of course, why didn't I realize it before?