"There's another one."
"What?"
"See that floating plastic bottle? That's a crocodile. They catch them when they're young and tie those on to mark them."

...

[hooting, hollering, "get down!"]

...

"I think Katya and Pringle are a cute couple."
"What?"
"The Russian kayaker and the videographer. They're a couple."

...

[sunburn, barbecue, no thanks on the $45 DVD record of the day]